This movie is a gem.
Welcome to the Walter manor, please enjoy your stay.
I am emotionally attached to this film. <3
The Avengers. It’s what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” type thing.
that awful moment when you realize your current relationship should really end but you don’t want to give up on those memories and that comfort of actually having someone…
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
in love with renters arms….soo pretty :D
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
holy shit this is my life ^
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away